me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time
me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice
what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust
what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”
- My mom: Have you done the laundry yet?
- Me: There’s a million things I haven’t done but just you wait, just you wait…
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